UNIT KART-01 · VEHICLE PROGRAM

KITTY KART, VEHICLE PROGRAM DOSSIER

Ticker: KART. Speed classification: unhurried.

Unit KART-01: an orange kitten seated in a small yellow toy car on a seaside boardwalk, the subject of this dossier

FIG. 01, UNIT ID / STATUS / LOG

Unit ID / Status / Log

UNIT: KART-01, same Kitty, same kart, every mission. Status field cycles: Parked → Purring → Allegedly Moving.

Oversized label strip clamps the nameplate like it matters.

LOG: last meow‑to‑motion recorded.
WITNESS STATEMENT: one squint, two blinks, forward creep measured in crumbs.

FIG. 02, OPERATOR INTERACTION

Ignition Test: Operator Interaction

A single chunky toggle marked IGNITION. Flip it and the schematic wakes: tiny stitched arrows drift along drive lines, a one‑second purr meter hums to 12% and refuses to climb. An APPROVED stamp lands anyway, slightly crooked, like a paw did the paperwork.

IGNITION

PURR METERMAX 12%

APPROVED

FIG. 03, BADGE LINE

Certifications (Badge Line)

TRAFFIC CODEIndoor Only (Silver Thread) SEAT RATING5/5 Loafs SNACK READINESSImmediate SUNBEAM ALIGNMENTOptimal Window Angle NAP‑TO‑GOPassed During Test BELL COMPLIANCEOptional With Treat

PARKED · PURRING · ALLEGEDLY MOVING · UNIT KART‑01 · INDOOR ONLY · 12% AND HOLDING · APPROVED (CROOKED) · PARKED · PURRING · ALLEGEDLY MOVING · UNIT KART‑01 · INDOOR ONLY · 12% AND HOLDING · APPROVED (CROOKED) ·

FIG. 04, PARTS MANIFEST

Parts Manifest

CUP HOLDERSupports thimble‑scale espresso or suspicious water someone else is drinking.
YARN SPOOLPrimary boredom mitigation device, doubles as traction drama.
SNACK COMPARTMENTSealed with Velcro; opens on the faintest crinkle within 20 meters.

Embroidered detail of Unit KART-01 gripping the wheel, engine bay open with a yarn spool tucked among the parts

FIG. 05, OPERATOR NOTES / TEST TRACK

Operator Notes / Test Track

Embroidered detail of Unit KART-01 parked beside spare tires, a fuel can, and a tire iron

OPERATOR NOTEDriver refuses left turns near water, any water, real or reflective. Lane dominance: center only, smug.
TEST TRACK SET‑LISTBoardwalk Grade (slatted clatter approved), Kitchen Tile Slalom, Hallway Straightaway With Sock Obstacle, Living Room Chicane Around Plant.